Beware of confusing highway signs
Published 6:00 am Monday, September 5, 2016
By Peter Funt
Highway signs along Interstate 80 in Utah warn: FOG MAY BE ICY.
That baffled me, not only because during my summer road trip temperatures hovered near 100, but because I’d be at a loss to decipher the message even in the dead of winter. Frozen fog? Is that something you worry about skidding on, or slamming into?
There’s an area off I-80 marked: REST STOP. NO LOITERING.
In eastern Nevada there’s a sign that I’ve seen in various parts of the country and can never fig-ure out: LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT.
Is this warning for motorists or pilots? As I see it, if a 737 is flying at an altitude of, say, four-and-a-half feet, then it’s got bigger problems than a road sign is capable of correcting.
It seems we have more highway signs than ever – including an abundance of new digital signs that allow authorities to update messages instantly. Who’s writing these messages anyway? And why don’t they make more sense?
At several spots on I-80 in Wyoming I saw the digital advisory: HIGH FIRE DANGER UNTIL 8 P.M.
After which, what? It rains? Doesn’t the sign operator know that high fire danger is not the same as high tide? You can’t check a chart to determine when it ends.
I was in Fort Lee, N.J., about to pull onto the ramp to the George Washington Bridge, when I saw a digital sign: DELAYS ON BRIDGE. CONSIDER ALTERNATE ROUTE.
Was I to somehow back off the ramp and drive 8 miles south to the Lincoln Tunnel? Drive nearly 22 miles north to the Tappan Zee Bridge? Rent a boat?
Last summer I saw a digital sign on the New York State Thruway: MISSING ADULT. LIGHT BLUE FORD.
Listen, I consider myself a Samaritan. I understand the need for Amber Alerts when kids are ab-ducted – even if the odds of them being in the car next to me are remote. But a missing adult? Well, maybe he or she wandered away from an institution and then…I don’t know, was picked up by a digital sign-writer in a light blue Ford.
During the time it took me to process the advisory I probably saw half a dozen blue Fords. So, then what? I call 911?
On I-5 just south of Sacramento I ran into unexpectedly heavy traffic. Perhaps there was an acci-dent up ahead. Luckily, I saw a digital sign in the distance.
Now, here’s a case in which the marvel of modern technology can be put to good use to provide motorists with critical, timely information.
As I inched close enough to read it, the sign said: A CLEANER CALIFORNIA IS UP TO YOU.
peter funt is a syndicated columnist.